Thursday, September 22, 2005

mikva

the mikva is a vital part of our jewish cultare for both men and woman but we wont get into that now nor will we get into making a hachlata to go to the mikva everyday {chai elul good time to start}...

but what i do want to tell you is how stupid some people are what does that have to do with mikva read on to find out

here in louisville kentucky we are privladged to have a beutiful mikva he hav a goy who kleens it all the time but yesterday he couldnt come so he asked a fellow janitor to do it
after janitor number two scrubbed the tiles for half an hour without noticable results he came flustered and confused to the rabbi {my father} and said "rabbi i tried it all i scrubed hard and i cant clean them daggon tiles they aint white yet" to which my father replied "well they were never white they are brown tiles"
this is a hole new level off stupid
this story is in compition with another true louisvile mikva story from a few years ago i dont remember all the details but here is the basics
the janitor comes to my father in total shock saying i dont get it i was cleaning the ritualarium and i got this crazy shock when i put the vaccum cleaner in the pool do you know what happened is it god talking to me
{pics to come}

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